Couple of funny convos

A: I went poo poo in the potty!
E: Good job! Thank you for telling Mommy that you had to go poo poo!
A: I want money.


Right after getting out of the bath....
A: Mommy, I have raisins.
E: You have raisins?
A: Yes, I have raisins. (As he holds up his hand)
E: Ohhh, you have wrinkles!
A: Yes, I have wrinkles. Take the wrinkles off.